/17 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

17 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

Okay, but what are people really hiding on their close friends story anyway?

I know you’ve been waiting for it, so here’s another roundup of the funniest tweets from women this week.

1.

you mean i’ve been stanning a fucking deadbeat dad all this time? no thanks 😤 https://t.co/h9xec3nGTX

02:53 AM – 19 May 2020

2.

im always intrigued by close friends stories…who not allowed to see u grilling zucchini

05:30 PM – 18 May 2020

5.

Not one person who went for a job interview in 2015 got the answer right to, “So where do you see yourself 5 years from now?”

03:57 PM – 21 May 2020

11.

My 10 year old neighbour just threw a cup of water over my cat who was sitting on the fence minding his own business n laughed so I threw a basin of water over him from the window and now his dad is at my door going mental but I don’t see the problem, don’t touch my cat

10:52 AM – 20 May 2020

14.

how did I not know that sloths move like a demonic girl crawling out of the TV in a horror film https://t.co/5xG2shHJg7

12:17 AM – 23 May 2020

16.

How is FedEx still trying to pull “we tried to deliver but you weren’t home?” I’m the most home I’ve ever been.

07:57 PM – 22 May 2020

17.

Some guy said to me “take your mask off, baby” and wow they actually found something more annoying than “you should smile”

02:10 PM – 22 May 2020

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